[11-18]双语笑话:两条比目鱼
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how best to serve the fish." If I use both," he told his wife, "it will seem ostentatious."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Why not serve a piece of each?" she suggested.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[size=5] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial] "No, if I cut them up, nobody will believe I caught two giant flounders." Simon racked his brain. Then he had an idea.[/font][/color][/size][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000]
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[/color][/size][/font][p=23, 2, left][size=5] The guests were seated at the table when their host strode in with a platter, holding the biggest flounder they'd ever seen. Suddenly Simon stumbled and fell. Everyone cried out in dismay as the fish crashed to the floor, but Simon quickly brushed himself off.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Dear, " he called out to his wife, "bring in the other flounder!"[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]西蒙是个老练的渔夫。人们都熟知他爱吹嘘“跑掉的那条”鱼的尺寸。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]但有一天他确实抓了两条极大的比目鱼。他立刻邀请几个朋友过来吃饭，然后着力搞清楚怎样将鱼端上餐桌。“如果同时端上2条鱼,”他对妻子说，“好像有点炫耀之嫌了。”[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left] “何不两条鱼各上一小块呢？”他妻子建议道。[/p] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1101661&ptid=642319]3#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]“不行，如果把两条鱼都切碎了，就不会有人相信我抓了两条大比目鱼了。”西蒙绞尽了脑汁，终于想出了一个好办法。[/size][/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][size=5][color=#000000]
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[/color][/size][/font][p=23, 2, left][size=5] 客人已在餐桌边就座完毕，这时主人大步地走进来，手里端着一个托盘，托盘上是一个他们所见过的最大的比目鱼。突然西蒙被什么东西绊了一下摔倒了。所有的人都惊慌地叫了起来，因为鱼在地板上摔得粉碎。但是西蒙迅速地摆脱了窘境。[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] “亲爱的，”他对妻子喊道，“把另一条鱼端上来！”[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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