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kobe 发表于 2014-11-21 22:38

11-22英语笑话:Senior Class 年长者阶层

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days.[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion.[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!" [/font][/color]

kobe 发表于 2014-11-21 22:41

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴,为此,他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日,并要求她还他一个吻。   医生走后,我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗,”她说,“付了他70元,我还得亲他!”[/font][/color]

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