[11-23]英语笑话:Wilberforce（威尔伯佛斯)
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] Wilberforce stood for Parliament on one occasion， and hissister helped him with his election campaign． The Bribery andCorruption Acts had not been framed in those days ; [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] consequently， the sister offered to give a new dress to the wife of every man who voted for her brother． This offer pleased the voters immensely， and at one meeting there went up a cry of“Miss Wilberforce for ever！”[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] The lady in question rosequickly from her chair on the platform and said： “Oh，please，don't. I have no wish to be Miss Wilhberforce for ever ．”[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]有一次，威尔伯佛斯做国会议员候选人，他的妹妹帮助 他搞竞选运动。那时候，行贿和腐败法案尚未拟定；因此，这位妹妹提出愿意送一件新衣服给每一个投她哥哥票的男人的妻子。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]这项提议使选民们极为满意。在一次集会上，人们高呼：“威尔伯佛斯小姐万岁！”该女士迅速从讲台上她的坐椅 上站起来，说： “噢，请别这么说。我可不想永远做威尔伯佛斯小姐。”[/font][/color]
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