[11-24]英语幽默笑话:谁欠谁钱
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A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks,[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]律 师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗？律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写 道：咨询 费250美元。[/font][/color]
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