[12-5]双语笑话:同在一艘船上
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. "[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!"[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]三名男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。[/font][/color]
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[p=23, 2, left] 一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “喔，认识，”他说，“他们是我的朋友。”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “好的，警官。”那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。[/p]
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