[12-7]英语笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant."[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "But you're not wearing any of those things." [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "I know," said Mrs. Flinders."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] It's in case I should die before my husband. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]I'm sure he'd remarry right away, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry."[/size][/font][/color] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1103818&ptid=643867]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]她告诉那位肖像画家说：“画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “我知道。”福林德斯夫人说，“万一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他会立刻再婚。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。”[/font][/color]
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