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kobe 发表于 2014-12-14 16:29

[12-14]英语笑话:两次飞行My First and My Last

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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking [/font][/color]voice[color=#000][font=宋体, arial], "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.第一次与最后一次 [/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2014-12-14 16:42

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机,并开始[/font][/color][url=http://www.hxen.com/]学习[/url][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]驾驶。不久,他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天,乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想,“我乘大客机飞行过好几次,还从来没有乘过小飞机,我不妨试一试。” [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]升空后,乔治飞了有半个小时,在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。 [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用[/font][/color][b]颤抖的声音[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]对他的朋友说:“乔治,非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。” [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]乔治非常吃惊地问:“两次飞行?” [/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“是的,我的第一次,但也绝对是最后一次。”马克答道。[/font][/color]

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