[12-15]双语笑话:特别的旅游
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个愚笨的人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left] 十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。”[/p][p=23, 2, left] “不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。”[/p]
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