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kobe 发表于 2014-12-22 23:39

[12-23]英语笑话:请把狗的尾巴割掉 Cut off my dog's tail

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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医).[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2014-12-22 23:40

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   [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Bert带着他的圣伯纳德犬去看兽医[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left]“大夫,”他难过的说,“恐怕我得请您把狗的尾巴给剪掉。”[/p][p=23, 2, left]兽医后退着说“伯特,为什么让我做这么可怕的事?”[/p][p=23, 2, left]“因为我的丈母娘明天就到了,我不想让她看到任何能暗示她受欢迎的东西。”[/p]

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