[1-1]英语短笑话:Blind Date 相亲
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.Thank heavens, his date replied. If yours hadn't, mine would have had to![/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。谢天谢地!他的约会对象说,如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了![/font][/color]
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