[1-5]双语笑话:打 猎秘籍
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "And what came out?"[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express." [/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 两个俄国猎人相遇。“我昨天打了一只巨熊，”伊凡说，“看看这兽皮！”[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left] “你是如何发现这么大的熊的？”谢尔盖问道。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “很简单，”伊凡说，“你站在一个洞前并吹哨子。熊出来时你就开枪。”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] 几周后，两人见面了。谢尔盖浑身缠满了绷带。“难道你没有听我的建议？”伊凡问。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “我当然是按你的建议做的。我站在一个洞前并吹哨子，”谢尔盖回答说。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “出来了什么？”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] “向着我来的，”谢尔盖说，“像是穿越西伯利亚的快车。”[/p]
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