[1-7]英语笑话:A Coach and His Players 教练与他的队员
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] I was the new coach of a Little League baseball team and had not yet learned the names of my players. At our first game, I called each boy by the number on his uniform.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] When I yelled,"Number5, your time to bat, " Jeff Smith came to the plate to hit. When I called for "Number 7", Steve Heinz jumped up. Then I asked for "Number 1", and no one emerged from the dugout.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Again I called for Number 1. Still no one.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] As the umpire looked on, annoyed at this delay of the game, I shouted, "Who is Number 1?" [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] That's when the whole team yelled, "We are, Coach! We are![/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我初到一小团体棒球队作教练，还不知道队员的名字。在第一次比赛中，我按照每一名队员球衣的号数来指挥。当我大声喊到：“5号，你该击球了。”杰夫·史密斯到本垒击球。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]当我叫到“7号”时，史迪夫·汉斯就跳起来。然后我叫到“1号”，却没人从隐蔽壕里跳出来。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我又叫了一遍1号。还是没人跳出来。 因为裁判在旁观看，我很生气这支球队的懒散，大声吼道：“谁是1号（第一）？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 这时全体队员大喊道；“是我们，教练！我们是！”[/font][/color]
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