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kobe 发表于 2015-1-12 23:24

[1-12]双语笑话:鸟窝与头发 Nest And Hair

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     [size=4] My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]  "What kind of bird?" my sister asked.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]  "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]  "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]  "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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kobe 发表于 2015-1-12 23:24

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   [b]鸟窝与头发[/b]
[p=23, 2, left]   我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。[/p][p=23, 2, left]  “是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。[/p][p=23, 2, left]  “我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。[/p][p=23, 2, left]  “那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。[/p][p=23, 2, left]  “哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”[/p]

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