[1-15]英语笑话:A Speeding Motorist（超速的司机）
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "Yes, sir," replied the driver. [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "Then why didn't you pull over immediately?" [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "I would have, officer, " the man said.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一位公路巡 警截住了一个超速司机。“难道你不知道闪烁灯和警 笛的意思吗？”他责问道。 “知道，长 官，”司机回答说。 “那你为什么不立即靠边停车？” “我本来想这样做的，长 官。”那男子回答说，“但上个月我妻子和一位警 察私奔了，我是害怕你把她带回来。”[/font][/color]
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