[1-20]英语短笑话:你叫什么名字？What's your name?
[p=23, 2, center][size=5][b]What's your name?[/b][/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4] A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4][/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4] Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,He said,and don't forget to call me 'sir'.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4] Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4] The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied.My name is Stonebreaker,sirhe said nervously.[/size][/p] [b]回复 [url=http://bbs.tingroom.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1108852&ptid=647989]1#[/url] [i]kobe[/i] [/b]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=12px]有一位很严厉的军.官在对一群交由他训练的新.兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新.兵，于是他开始自我介绍：我的名字叫Stone(石头)，事实上，我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招，这样我们就能很好相处了。[/size][/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[/color][/font][p=23, 2, left]接着他开始走到每个士.兵前面问他们的名字。说大声点，让每个人都能听清楚。另外，不要忘记称呼我为长.官。他说。[/p][p=23, 2, left]每个士.兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士.兵面前时，这个士.兵保持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫，当我问你问题的时候，要回答！我再问一遍，你的名字，士.兵？[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]那个新兵很不高兴，但最后他回答了。我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石机)，长.官。他紧张的说。[/p]
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