[1-26]英语笑话:是哪两个词? What Are The Two Words?
[p=23, 2, center][size=5]What Are The Two Words?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]My dear, said the old lady,I wish you would do something for me.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]I wish you would promise me never to use two words.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]Would you promise me that?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]Why,sure,Granny,said the girl.What are the two words?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]是哪两个词?[/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left]一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。我亲爱的,老夫人说:我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]一个是‘讨厌的’,另一个是‘极好的’。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]你能答应我吗?[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]噢,当然,奶奶。女孩说:是哪两个词?[/p]
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