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kobe 发表于 2015-1-26 22:51

[1-27]英语笑话:几个英语词 ONLY A FEW WORDS

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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][b][size=5]ONLY A FEW WORDS[/size][/b][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Only a few words," replies the mugger. "What words do you know?" "Your purse or your life!"[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2015-1-26 22:52

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]法 庭上法 官正审问一个抢 劫 犯,由于该犯是一个不会说[/font][/color]英语[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]的外国人,审问很困难。"你一点[/font][/color]英语[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]都不会说吗?"法 官问。"我只会说几个词。"抢 劫 犯回答。 "你会说哪几个词?" "你是要钱还是要 命![/font][/color]

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