[1-31]双语笑话:给我带来好运的托盘
[p=23, 2, left] An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front, licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was very old and valuable. He stepped into the shop with an uninterested look and asked to buy the cat. "I'm sorry, " the shop owner said, "but the cat is not for sale: "[/p][p=23, 2, left] "Please, " the collector urged, "I need a cat around my house to catch mice. I'll give you 20 dollars. "[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] "The cat is yours," the owner said taking the money.[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] "Listen," the collector added, "I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer as well. The cat seems to like it and I'd hate to have him give it up. "[/p]
[p=23, 2, left] "Sorry," the shop owner answered, "but that saucer brings me luck. Why, just this week I've sold 68 cats!" [/p] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 一个古董收集者正路过一个小店。他发现店前人行道上一只猫在舔一个托盘上的牛奶。这个人立刻意识到这个托盘是个值钱的古物。他带着一种毫无兴趣的表情步入店内,要买那只猫。“对不起,”店主说,“这只猫是不卖的。”[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left] “卖给我吧,”收集者敦促道,“我家里面需要一只猫来捉老鼠。我给你20元。”[/p][p=23, 2, left] “猫归你了,”店主接过钱说道。[/p][p=23, 2, left] “还有,”收集者补充道,“我想你是否能把那只旧盘子也额外赠送给我。猫好像很喜欢它。我不愿意看到它失去这东西。”[/p][p=23, 2, left] “对不起,”店主回答说,“但那只托盘能给我带来好运。你不知道,光这一周,我就卖掉68只猫!”[/p]
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