快看看你躺枪了吗？最全搞笑中式英语大集合
[font=punctuation, 微软雅黑, Tohoma][b][size=16px] 1．we two who and who？ [color=#035BA6]咱俩谁跟谁阿[/color][/size][/b][/font]
[b][size=16px] 2．how are you ? how old are you? [color=#035BA6]怎么是你，怎么老是你？[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you [color=#035BA6]你不鸟我，我也不鸟你[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see [color=#035BA6]你有种，我要给你点颜色看看[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 5．Government abuse chicken [color=#035BA6]宫暴鸡丁[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right [color=#035BA6]在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 7．You Give Me Stop! [color=#035BA6]你给我站住！[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 8．Chop the strange fish [color=#035BA6]生鱼块[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 9．watch sister [color=#035BA6]表妹[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 10．take iron coffee [color=#035BA6]拿铁咖啡[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 11．American Chinese not enough [color=#035BA6]美中不足[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 12．Where cool where you stay！[color=#035BA6]哪凉快上哪呆着[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 13．heart flower angry open [color=#035BA6]心花怒放[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 14．colour wolf [color=#035BA6]色狼[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 15．dry goods [color=#035BA6]干货[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 16．want money no; want life one! [color=#035BA6]要钱没有，要命一条[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 17．People mountain and people sea. [color=#035BA6]人山人海[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 18．you have two down son。 [color=#035BA6]你有两下子。[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 19．let the horse come on [color=#035BA6]放马过来[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 20．I give you face you don’t wanna face [color=#035BA6]给你脸你不要脸[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 21．red face know me [color=#035BA6]红颜知己[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 22．seven up eight down [color=#035BA6]七上八下[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 23．no three no four [color=#035BA6]不三不四[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 24．do morning *** [color=#035BA6]做早操；[/color]do class between *** [color=#035BA6]做课间操[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 25．you try try see！[color=#035BA6]你试试看！[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 26．love who who [color=#035BA6]爱谁谁[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 27．look through autumn water [color=#035BA6]望穿秋水[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 28．go you mother's [color=#035BA6]去你妈[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 29．May I borrow your light？ [color=#035BA6]借光[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 30．Handsome Year, Morning Die [color=#035BA6]英年早逝[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole![color=#035BA6]龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 32．morning three night four [color=#035BA6]朝三暮四[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 33．king eight eggs [color=#035BA6]王八蛋[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 34．no care three seven twenty one [color=#035BA6]不管三七二十一[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 35．go and look [color=#035BA6]走着瞧[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 36．poor light egg [color=#035BA6]穷光蛋[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 37．ice snow clever [color=#035BA6]冰雪聪明[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 38．first see you，i **** love you [color=#035BA6]第一次见你，我便爱上了你[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 39．horse horse tiger tiger [color=#035BA6]马马虎虎[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 40．no money no talk [color=#035BA6]没钱免谈[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 41．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! [color=#035BA6]有事起奏，无事退朝[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 42．you me you me [color=#035BA6]彼此彼此[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 43．know is know， noknow is noknow [color=#035BA6]知之为知之，不知为不知...[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 44．watch sisiter [color=#035BA6]表妹[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 45．American Chinese not enough [color=#035BA6]美中不足[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 46．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die [color=#035BA6]车祸现场描述[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 47．go past no mistake past [color=#035BA6]走过路过，不要错过[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 48．[color=#035BA6]小明：[/color]I am sorry! [color=#035BA6]老外：[/color]I am sorry too![/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]小明：[/color]I am sorry three! [color=#035BA6]老外：[/color]What are you sorry for?[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]小明：[/color]I am sorry five![/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 49．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one![/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6] 要钱没有，要命一条[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 50．I call Li old big. toyear 25. [color=#035BA6]我叫李老大，今年25。[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 51．you have two down son。[color=#035BA6]你有两下子[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] 52. dry mother [color=#035BA6]干妈[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]中文：请勿交谈，以防飞沫[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]英文：[/color]Please No Conversation, No Saliva[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：禁止交谈，禁止唾液[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]中文：留住花的美，体现您的美[/color][/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]英文：[/color]For the sake of everyone's enjoyment, please do pick the flowers[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：为了娱乐别人，请务必摘花[/color][/size][/b]
[b][color=#035BA6][size=16px] 中文：滥用胶袋，需缴费每个2元。[/size][/color][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]英文：[/color]To abuse plastic bag, please pay money each 2 dollar[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：如果想要虐待塑料袋，请缴费每个2元[/color][/size][/b]
[b][color=#035BA6][size=16px] 中文：有毒有害垃圾[/size][/color][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6] 英文：[/color]Poisonous & Evil Rubbish[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：有毒邪恶垃圾[/color][/size][/b]
[b][color=#035BA6][size=16px] 中文：您给我一份爱心，我给您一片温馨[/size][/color][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]英文：[/color]Give me your love, and I will make you peel at home[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：给我你的爱，我会让你在家里剥皮[/color][/size][/b]
[b][color=#035BA6][size=16px] 中文：餐饮后，请将椅子归位并带走您的垃圾，谢谢[/size][/color][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]英文：[/color]Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.[/size][/b]
[b][size=16px] [color=#035BA6]翻译：死之后请保持椅子的位置及桌子的清洁。谢谢您的企业。[/color][/size][/b]
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