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kobe 发表于 2015-4-29 07:18

[4-29]英语笑话:心不在焉的教授

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[size=4]Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet![/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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kobe 发表于 2015-4-29 07:19

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]心不在焉的教授[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]心不在焉的教授:天哪!有人偷了我的钱包! [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]妻子:你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋?[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]心不在焉的教授:感觉到了,可我还以为那是我的手呢。[/font][/color]

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