[5-4]英语小笑话:一秒钟与一百万
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny",[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."[/font][/color]
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