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kobe 发表于 2015-6-2 08:33

[6-2]英语幽默笑话:我,你,她 I, You & She

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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]   [/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.   [/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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kobe 发表于 2015-6-2 08:34

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彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天,他学了三个词:我,你,她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说:我,我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。   [/font][/color][font=宋体, arial][color=#000000]
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[p=23, 2, left]彼得回到家里,爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说:我,我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气,说:我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]第二天,老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的,彼得自豪地说,我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。[/p]

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