[6-8]英语笑话:勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
[p=23, 2, left]A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.[/p][p=23, 2, left]一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树[/p][p=23, 2, left]Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."[/p][p=23, 2, left]小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答“我可不想为一棵树付钱。”（这个爸爸肯定不是基督教徒，而且还非常抠门）[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]But the son kept [b]begging[/b]. Unable to bear his son's [b]whining[/b], he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.[/p][p=23, 2, left]但是小男孩不放弃的一直祈求，终于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接冲出了门。[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.[/p][p=23, 2, left]30分钟后，他爸爸带着一棵超大的圣诞树回到了加。他儿子问：“你怎么会砍得那么快？”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.[/p][p=23, 2, left]他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]"I got it at a tree lot."[/p][p=23, 2, left]“我是从一个圣诞树销售中心拿的”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]"Then why did you bring an [b]axe[/b]?"[/p][p=23, 2, left]“那你为什么还要带把斧子去呢？”[/p]
[p=23, 2, left]"Because I didn't want to pay."[/p][p=23, 2, left]“因为我不想付钱”[/p]
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