[6-21]英语笑话:Three Men in a Boat（三人同舟）
[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.[/size][/font][/color][/align][align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "In that case, " warned the officer, "you'd better get them out of here!" [/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[/size][/font][/color][/align] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。中间的一个在读报纸，另外两个在假装钓鱼。他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵，放线，并卷线把鱼抓上来。 一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象，他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。 “喔，认识，”他说，“他们是我的朋友。” “那样的话，”警察告诫说，“你最好把他们从这里弄走。” “好的，警官。”那男子回答说，接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。[/font][/color]
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