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星期一 发表于 2010-7-4 14:30

7月4日笑口常开：Recognize You

:qq72] read the joke carefully and then write down your answer to the reason of women's death to gain the score.



In surgery for a heart attack, a middle- aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. "Will I die?" she asks.
God says, "No. You have 30 more years to live."
With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great!
The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed.
Up in heaven, she sees God. "You said I had 30 more years to live," she complains. "That’s true," says God.
"So what happened?"
God shrugs. "I didn’t recognize you."



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cs可人 发表于 2010-7-4 23:03

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because god didn’t recognize her

jammie 发表于 2010-7-5 11:22

God can't do anything

englishyy 发表于 2010-7-5 13:49

God bless you!

nancyxu 发表于 2010-7-5 16:56

god didn’t recognize her!

KingG0101 发表于 2010-7-6 09:25

Wearing so many make ups, the God can not recognize her.

tlyy 发表于 2010-7-6 17:12

God can't do anything

three_ears 发表于 2010-8-3 08:22

excessively pursue beauty make you not be you now !!!

chengcjy 发表于 2010-8-3 23:18

You are the best in nature.

sarahking 发表于 2010-8-4 13:45

god's memory is too bad

elaine0219 发表于 2010-8-4 18:59

:qq81]

难道是整容了没认出来？

archer 发表于 2010-8-6 16:23

I have seen this joke before!

gaow2000 发表于 2010-8-7 14:49

God didn't recognize her and God just made it sure the former will stay 30 years.

laura6688 发表于 2010-8-13 18:32

car accident

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