[7-20]英语笑话:浣熊 Raccoons
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4]Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "I don't know why she's so concerned," he added. "She's been married three times."[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我在州政府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时,负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。一个人捕获了一只猎物,他打电话来询问浣熊是否终生只有一个伴侣。他说他的女儿担心他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。 “我不知道她为什么这么关心这事,”他补充说,“她自己已经结过三次婚了。”[/font][/color]
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