[7-30]英语笑话:我没有睡着 I Wasn't Asleep
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][b][size=4]When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"[/size][/b][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][b][size=4] "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. [/size][/b][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][b][size=4] "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."[/size][/b][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][b][size=4] "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."[/size][/b][/font][/color][/align]
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[/size][/b][/font][/color][/align] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”[/font][/color]
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