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kobe 发表于 2015-8-2 11:40

[8-2]英语笑话:让别人高兴

[b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  "Well done. Who was that?"[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  "My granny."[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"[/font][/color][/b][b]
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kobe 发表于 2015-8-2 11:40

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “做得好,是谁呢?”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “我奶奶。”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’”[/font][/color]

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