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kobe 发表于 2015-8-2 11:41

[8-3]英语笑话:同义词=骂人 Synonym=Bad Language

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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When [/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2015-8-2 11:41

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]同义词=骂人[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一天, 一个10岁的孩子问母亲:"妈,什么是同义词?" "你说什么?竟然连同义词都不懂!真是个笨蛋。我说你是个笨蛋,就是说你是个傻瓜,是个蠢货。你现在明白同义词的意思了吗?" "明白了。同义词就是骂人。"[/font][/color]

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