双语笑话:谁的儿子最伟大
[p=23, 2, left][size=5] The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5] " The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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[/size][/p] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。“我的儿子是个教士，”第一位母亲自豪地说道，“他进入房间，人们都说，‘您好，阁下’。”[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left] 第二为母亲说：“我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，‘您好，大人’。”[/p][p=23, 2, left] “我的儿子是位红衣主教，”第三位母亲接着说，“他走进房间，人们都说，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”[/p][p=23, 2, left] 第四位母亲略思片刻。“我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，”她说，“他要是走入房间，人们都说‘哦，我的上帝!’”[/p]
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