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kobe 发表于 2015-8-9 11:48

[8-10]英语笑话:慎重许愿 Be Careful What You Wish For

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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom![/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]She had the tickets in her hand.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]" The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.[/size][/font][/color]
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kobe 发表于 2015-8-9 11:48

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]慎重许愿[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 妻子想周游世界。[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。 接下来该丈夫许愿了。[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。” 仙女拾起了魔术棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。[/font][/color]

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