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kobe 发表于 2015-9-11 08:34

[9-11]英语笑话:几个英语词 ONLY A FEW WORDS

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[align=center][p=23, 2, left]At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.[/p][p=23, 2, left]What words do you know?[/p]

[p=23, 2, left]Your purse or your life![/p][/align]

kobe 发表于 2015-9-11 08:35

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]几个英语词[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left]法庭上法官正审问一个抢 劫犯,由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人,审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。我只会说几个词。抢劫犯回答。[/p][p=23, 2, left]你会说哪几个词?[/p][p=23, 2, left]你是要钱还是要命![/p]

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