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kobe 发表于 2015-9-25 08:29

[9-25]双语笑话: 给哪一个回电话

[p=23, 2, left][size=5]   After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city, an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting, my wife answered the phone.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]  "Is this the home of Bert May, the mayor?" a woman's voice asked.[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]  When my wife explained that I was at a meeting and would return her call if she left a name and number, the caller said. "That's confidential. This is his girlfriend. "[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]  My wife, knowing this was all a ruse, calmly responded, "Lady, if you don't leave your name and number, he won't know which one to call back[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=5]
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kobe 发表于 2015-9-25 08:29

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我上任为肯塔基州的一个小城的市长后,发生了一件不幸的事,从而招致了一些可恨的电话打到我家里。一天夜里,我还在主持市政会议,我妻子接到了一个电话。[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left]  “是伯特·麦因、市长的家吗?”一个女人的声音问道。[/p][p=23, 2, left]  我妻子向她解释说我还在开会,如果她留下姓名和电话号码的话,我会给她回话。通话人马上说:“这个保密。我是他的女朋友。”[/p][p=23, 2, left]  我妻子知道这完全是欺诈。她镇静地回答说:“女士,如果你不留下姓名和号码的话,他就不会知道给哪一个回话。”[/p]

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