[10-6]英语笑话:金鱼 Goldfish
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amy?"[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] "My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]金鱼 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]小艾米在她家的花园里往一个坑里填土，她的邻居从花园的篱笆外面看到了。对这个面色沮丧小女孩的行动感兴趣，他礼貌地问道：“艾米，你在这儿做什么？” “我的金鱼死了，”艾米头也未抬，泪眼汪汪地说：“我刚把他埋葬了。” 他的邻居关心地问：“对金鱼来说，这个洞是不是太大了？” 艾米拍了拍最后一撮土，然后回答道：“因为金鱼在你的猫肚子里面。”[/font][/color]
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