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kobe 发表于 2015-10-11 23:00

[10-10]英语笑话:两颗心脏在跳动 TWO HEARTS BEATING

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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4][b]Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? [/b][/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4][b]Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.[/b][/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4][b] Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.[/b][/size][/font][/color][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2015-10-11 23:01

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]护士：手术后你感觉怎样？ 病人：十分好，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。 护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才在到处寻找他的手表。[/font][/color]

紫云木 发表于 2015-12-15 17:12

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