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kobe 发表于 2015-10-19 08:14

[10-19]英语笑话:总感到口渴 Always Thirsty

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[align=center][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."[/size][/font][/color][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][align=center][size=5]"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"[/size][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][align=center][size=5]"No, but I am always thirsty!"[/size][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2015-10-19 08:16

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]中文:[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手 术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道:“你觉得疼吗?”[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “不疼,可是我总感到口渴。”[/font][/color]

紫云木 发表于 2015-12-15 17:11

:lol

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