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kobe 发表于 2015-10-23 08:07

[10-23]经典英语笑话:Two Birds 两只鸟

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[align=center][size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?[/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.[/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Teacher: Please tell us.[/font][/color][/size][/align]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.[/font][/color][/size][/align]
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kobe 发表于 2015-10-23 08:07

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]两只鸟[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]老师:请说说看。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。[/font][/color]

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