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kobe 发表于 2015-10-28 08:22

[10-28]英语笑话:时间对猪有什么意义?

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kobe 发表于 2015-10-28 08:23

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,时间对猪有什么意义?[/font][/color]

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