[2-26]英语笑话:A mysterious letter 一封神秘的信
[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]I don't like to [/font][/color][b]inquire(询问,查究)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. [/font][/color][/size][font=宋体, arial][size=4][color=#000000][/color][/size][/font][size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]But something's been bothering me for days.So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.You got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. [/font][/color][/size][size=4]
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[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.For heaven's sake, screamed the woman.[/font][/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] Tell me who it was from and what it said.Okay, said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.[/font][/color][/size]
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[/size] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情,妻子对她的丈夫说,但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。是吗?丈夫说,你说给我听听。上星期五你收到了一封信,妻子说。信是洒了香水的,是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信:你突然冒出一身冷汗,你的脸变得煞白,你的手颤抖着……天哪,是谁写的信?信上都说了些什么?噢,是这事儿,丈夫说,我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。天哪!那女人尖叫起来,告诉我谁写的,都写了些什么。好吧,丈夫说,是从你的服装店寄来的,说你欠他们七百四十美元。[/font][/color]
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