[3-8]英语笑话:I cant let him get away 不能让他跑了
[align=center][b][size=5]I Cant Let Him Get Away [/size][/b][/align][size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]A male [/font][/color][b]crab（螃蟹）[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] met a female crab and asked her to marry him.[/font][/color][/size]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately. The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=4] "Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [align=center][size=4][b]不能让他跑了[/b]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]哇！她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“你怎么了？”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“哦，宝贝，”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。” [/font][/color] funny
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