[5-15]英语笑话:圣诞节购物太早
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[p=23, 2, left][size=4]It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。[/size][/p][p=23, 2, left][size=4]
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