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kobe 发表于 2016-7-11 08:11

[7-11]英语笑话:Three Men in a Boat(三人同舟)

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Three men were sitting on a park bench.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; [/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]the others were pretending to fish.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]  A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]   "Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends.   "[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]In that case, " warned the officer, "[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]you'd better get them out of here!" [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously.[/size][/font][/color]

kobe 发表于 2016-7-11 08:11

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]三位男子在公园的长椅上坐着。[/font][/color]

[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]中间的一个在读报纸,另外两个在假装钓鱼。[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]他们给想象的鱼钩上鱼饵,放线,并卷线把鱼抓上来。 [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  一位过路警察驻足观察了这个景象,他问中间的那个男子是否认识其他两位。[/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]   “喔,认识,”他说,“他们是我的朋友。”   [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“那样的话,”警察告诫说,“你最好把他们从这里弄走。” [/font][/color]


[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]  “好的,警官。”那男子回答说,接着就开始疯狂般地做起划桨的动作来。[/font][/color]

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