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kobe 发表于 2016-7-19 07:59

[7-19]英语笑话:Gardening Gloves 园艺手套

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[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions.[/font][/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. [/font][/color][/size]
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[size=4][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]"Happy birthday," he said, as I [/font][/color][b]unwrapped(打开)[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] a new pair of gardening glove.[/font][/color][/size]
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kobe 发表于 2016-7-19 08:15

[b]园艺手套[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]几个月以来,我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指,因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天,我正在干园艺活时,丈夫问我想要什么礼物,我举起双手说:“嗯,你肯定看到了,我的两手都是光光的。”那天晚上,我满怀热情地拆开了丈夫送的礼物,“生日快乐!”他说。我打开一看:里面包着一双园艺手套。[/font][/color]

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