[8-13]英语笑话:Drive On 接着走吧
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town．[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb． Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial． The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon．[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked，“Who is it？” “Why，Seth Smith， who is too lazy to get anything to liveon， so we are going to bury him alive．” [/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]“I'll give him a bushel of corn，” said one．“And I will，”said another． Slowly raising his head， Seth asked：“Is the corn shelled，neighbor？” “No，you must do that yourself．” Gently replacing his head， he said：“ Drive on， boys，drive on．”[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]塞思·史密斯被公认为镇上头号懒人。长官们实在懒得 再供养他，便决定把他送进一个天然坟墓里去。于是他被准备着去埋葬，灵车是一辆摇摇晃晃的乡下旧马车。 正当这列奇怪的送葬队伍在行进时，一些老街坊问道：“这是谁啊？” “唉，塞思·史密斯，他懒得没法活了，我们这就去把他活埋。” “我来给他一蒲式耳谷子吧，”一个人说。“我也给，”另一个说。 塞思慢慢抬起头来问道：“谷子脱粒了吗，街坊？” “没有，你得自己来。” 他缓缓把头放回原处说：“接着走吧，孩子们，接着走吧。”[/font][/color]
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