[8-26]英语笑话:The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会
[align=center][size=5][b]The Mean Man's Party[/b][/size][/align][size=4] The [b]notorious（声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的）[/b] cheap [b]skate（小气鬼）[/b] finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your [b]elbow（肘部，扶手）[/b] . When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
[/size] [b]吝啬鬼的聚会
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”[/font][/color]
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