[9-9]英语笑话:Drive On 接着走吧
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5]Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town.[/size][/font][/color][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked,“Who is it?”[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] “Why,Seth Smith, who is too lazy to get anything to liveon, so we are going to bury him alive.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] “I'll give him a bushel of corn,” said one.“And I will,”said another.[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] Slowly raising his head, Seth asked:“Is the corn shelled,neighbor?”[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000][font=宋体, arial][size=5] “No,you must do that yourself.” Gently replacing his head, he said:“ Drive on, boys,drive on.”[/size][/font][/color]
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[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]塞思·史密斯被公认为镇上头号懒人。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]长官们实在懒得 再供养他,便决定把他送进一个天然坟墓里去。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]于是他被准备着去埋葬,灵车是一辆摇摇晃晃的乡下旧马车。 [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]正当这列奇怪的送葬队伍在行进时,一些老街坊问道:“这是谁啊?” [/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“唉,塞思·史密斯,他懒得没法活了,我们这就去把他活埋。”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “我来给他一蒲式耳谷子吧,”一个人说。“我也给,”另一个说。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 塞思慢慢抬起头来问道:“谷子脱粒了吗,街坊?”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “没有,你得自己来。” 他缓缓把头放回原处说:“接着走吧,孩子们,接着走吧。”[/font][/color]
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