[9-13]英语笑话:青春期
[p=23, 2, center][size=5]One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，Mom my， what's puberty？[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5][/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary，after which they could talk about it．[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]A few minutes later，Peggy returned．Her mother asked what the dictionary had said．Puberty means，announced Peggy，the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children．[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
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[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]What do you think of that？ my wife asked．[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]I'm not sure， Peggy replied．I've always been able to bear children．It's adults I can't bear．[/size][/p][p=23, 2, center][size=5]
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[/size][/p] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]青春期[/font][/color]
[p=23, 2, left]一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：妈妈，什么是青春期？我的妻子此时正忙得不亦乐乎，所以她建议佩吉到字典上查这个词，然后她们可以再讨论它。[/p][p=23, 2, left]几分钟以后，佩吉回来了。她妈妈问字典上怎么说。青春期的意思是，佩吉宣布：一个女孩能忍受孩子的最早年龄。[/p][p=23, 2, left]你怎么想呢？我妻子问。[/p][p=23, 2, left]我不知道，佩吉回答。我总能忍受孩子。让我忍受不了的是大人。[/p]
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