[9-18]英语笑话:Buy the ice 买冰
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Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.[/font][/color][/size][size=5]
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[/size] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 两个小时后，他还没回来。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 她问他：“怎么啦？你为什么不把它拿进来？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] “我看见冰是湿的，恐怕你会训斥我，因此，我正在把它晒干。”笨人回答道。[/font][/color]
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