[9-20]英语笑话短文：让人崩溃的驾驶
[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all.[/font][/color][/size][size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial][/font][/color][/size]
[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and[/font][/color][b]stoned（醉酒的）[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] ."[/font][/color][/size]
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[size=5][color=#000][font=宋体, arial]The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the [/font][/color][b]trunk（行李箱）[/b][color=#000][font=宋体, arial] and a[/font][/color][b]muffled（听不清的）[/b]
voice[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] said, "Are we over the border yet?"[/font][/color][/size]
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[/font][/color][/size] [color=#000][font=宋体, arial]一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙要开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial]“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你！你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么？”[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。“[/font][/color]
[color=#000][font=宋体, arial] 此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗？”[/font][/color]
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