10.9 英语幽默笑话：请朋友吃饭 Friend for Dinner
[p=30, 2, center][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]Friend for Dinner[/size][/font][/color][/p][p=30, 2, center][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,][size=5]
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[/size][p=30, 2, center][size=4][color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal![/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]I know all that.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then why did you invite a friend for supper?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.[/font][/color][/size][/p] [color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal![/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]I know all that.[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Then why did you invite a friend for supper?[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.[/font][/color]
[font=Tahoma,]请朋友吃饭[/font]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“这些我全都知道。”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？”[/font][/color]
[color=#444444][font=Tahoma,]“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”[/font][/color]
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